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taracynara:

rainonsand:

perfection

this is terrifying in the most awesome of ways.

pepperforpresident:

Figuring out which Lana Del Rey song Elsa is gonna sing will be this year’s version of figuring out which song Stevie Nicks is gonna sing

americanhorrorstoryfreakshoww:

I HONESTLY DONT KNOW HOW THIS SEASON COULD GET ANY BETTER AND IT HASNT EVEN STARTED

itsraininbritishmen:

moriarghty:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

always-jacqueline:

Happy Birthday, Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis.

Today you would have been 84.

You were, and continue to be one of the most beautiful, influential people who have ever lived.

okie-dokie-froakie:

Happy October!

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lifeoftroye:

tyleroakley:

radondoran:

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

OH MY GOD

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

Is this American Horror Story: Freakshow?

fucktonofghosts:

#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

im sorry i had to preserve your tags

stormbornvalkyrie:

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen + Face Appreciation 3/?

kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

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